Wednesday 15 April 2015

Kidnapping

I have contacted a specialist agency a couple of months ago to organise my own kidnapping. That's one item on my bucket list I so wanted to experience. They take care of everything, contacting close ones, arranging for time off work (yes, that one too), make sure that my absence is not causing any worry to anyone basically. They do that discreetly (ie I have won a surprise holiday and was swept off my feet, literally). And I was promised that I would not, I stress NOT, be able to escape. I will be held against my will, I will be chained and locked up, for 48 hours.

I will not know when it happens or how or even with what.

Today is a new but ordinary day like any other day. It's Friday and I am due to go out in the evening to meet some friends but I have warned them that they may not see me if I am held up at work (or held up against my will for that matter!).

So I get ready and go to work like I always do.

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Work is finished, the week is finished and I am going to enjoy the next couple of days doing absolutely nothing. The weather forecast is pretty good and I should be able to lie in the garden with a nice cup of coffee and a naughty book. That is my plan. To relax and do nothing.

All of a sudden, I hear a scratching noise in the street and look at a big black van stopping just where I am. 2 hooded men come rushing out and run towards ... me. Oh.

Each of them grab one of my arms and literally lift me off my feet and in a matter of 30 seconds I am thrown into the van and it takes off. I am completely disorientated at that point. I have no idea what is going on. I just know that someone is putting something in my mouth and taping it  and is also taping my eyes while someone else is trying to keep my hands together as I am struggling to break free. One of the mans takes me in his arms and holds me very tight and my wrists get bound with tape very tightly. They then tape my arms to my body so that I can't even move them. I am trying to break free by moving my legs but I barely can as the other man is seated on top of them and he is very heavy.

Once they have finished tying my upper body, they move to my legs and I am literally and truly bound. I cannot move, I cannot scream. I cannot do anything.

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I don't know how long I have remained like this, it must have been at least an hour or two. I have no idea of the time that has passed but I know the vehicle is slowing down and is making noise like being on some gravels. It stops. The door opens and I am being carried outside. The air is fresh and smells ... the wood? I am brought inside, carried up stairs and I guess into a room.

They are removing the tape from my eyes and my mouth. I cough a bit as I gasp for air and open my eyes. I see the 2 hooded men next to me who are freeing me. They have not said a single word since it all started. I had been warned not to speak when I signed my contract as I would be punished if I did. But I am dying to ask where I am as I am now getting a bit scared. It started as a fantasy but it can now all go horribly wrong.

As my hands are being freed by one of them, the other is putting on some shackles linked by a chain to the wall. They do the same for my feet. I have been so preoccupied by what was going on that I didn't notice the room. The room is tiny, cell like. There is nothing, absolutely nothing in the room, no bed, no chair, no table, no toilets, nothing, apart from a bucket next to me, a bottle of water and a packet of biscuits. This is not what I had signed for. I was supposed to be locked in a room, basic, yes, but with a bed and a bathroom. This is totally different to what I had signed for.

As it dawns on me that the experience I am about to get is somewhat different to what I was fantasying about, one of the men gives me an envelope. Both of them left the room which they have locked. I am now alone, in a tiny room with nothing but a bucket, water, a pack of biscuits and a letter.

Welcome to our kidnapping experience.

We understand that you may now be confused but this is necessary to ensure both your safety and our privacy. You will remain in our care for the next 48 hours. 

Your bucket will be changed every 4 hours. You will be provided a meal for breakfast, lunch and dinner which will be simple but will meet your dietary requirements. You will be provided fresh water at the same time too.

You are not allowed to speak with any members of our staff during the entire duration of your stay. Any contravention will be met with a harsh punishment. You are not allowed to make any noise of any kind either. Do so and we will restrict the chain length.

We hope you enjoy your stay with us. 

What the fuck. So not what I had signed for. I can't speak, I can't make noise. I don't have access to a toilet. No, this is not what I have signed for and I want out.

Eh, someone, anyone, I want out, I don't want to do this anymore, let me out, take me back. I want out. No one is coming so I scream louder. EH SOMEONE ANYONE I WANT OUT, I WANT TO BE TAKEN BACK NOW, I WANT OUT.

I hear the door opening and both hooded men are coming in. They free me from the shackles and lift me from under my arms quite forcefully. Looks like they are taking me somewhere, back home?

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